A Tribute to Our Resource Manager
POSTED AT 11:51 PM
*Disclaimer* The following information is completely true. It is based on facts. Any resemblance to persons dead, alive or mentally unsound is absolutely on purpose. Yeah.
Name: Foo Chuan Wang Derek
Identity: The Best Resource Manager in the World (self-proclaimed)
Supporting Evidence:
1) Forgets how to set up equipment after a few weeks.
2) Loses track of mike cables (Eh where did all the cables go? I had 16!)
3) Opens the Resonance cupboard to put back the keyboard, then exclaims,"Eh! The mixer is missing!" when it sits happily on the table behind him.
4) Tests microphones by walking around the room and mumbling into them. Without connecting any cables to them.
5) Gets agitated when he yells into the mikes and no sound is heard. Looks surprised when someone tells him the main power is not switched on.
6) Insists that all his scores are in order. After everyone else checks their files and verifies that the extra score does not belong to them, he realises that his handwriting is on the score. He peeks into his file and finds that the score belongs to him.
And that's why he is the best Resource Manager in the world.